unescapable:

me: i wish someone liked me

someone: [likes me]

me: i must fake my death and lie low for ten years

artist-eakins:

Professionals at Rehearsal, Thomas Eakins

Medium: oil,canvas

https://www.wikiart.org/en/thomas-eakins/professionals-at-rehearsal-1883

slut4rihanna:

Jameela Jamil is really coming for celebs throats and I’m fucking here for it

afternoonlesbian:

semitics:

The truth is that none of you are ugly you’ve just let straight men make you believe your are

catsi:

salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you

softblackboy:

People look so different once you don’t care about them anymore

silenceformysoul:

Henryk Hektor Siemiradzki (Polish,1843-1902)

popokko:

bird: *bounces instead of walking*

me: fucking superb you funky little dinosaur